me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
me now: *cries because this is all I do*

MERRY CHRISTMAS WORLD! :))))

- Rosie May

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THE TUMBLR SONG:

You’ve probably never met me

And I know why, I spend all of my time in the house online.
When I’m hanging out with friends I’d much rather be
Posting lots of stuff and getting tumblarity

Oh, wait….

Follow me
Yeah, my blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you want to leave
I can guarantee
I’ll troll your ask and call the cyber police

Not newsworthy like thedailywh.at
But I’m a beast at posting photos with helvetica
My blog is awesome
And that’s well known
But nobody recommends me
Forever alone

Reblog it….

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You’ll never get any stickers from me.

*Whistle Solo*

10 followers
but one is my mom
She asked me out to the tumblr prom.
She won’t unfollow, she can’t take a hint
She says I need more pics of Rupert Grint.

Follow me
Yeah, my blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you’re 43
And your name’s Judy
Please MOM just stop following me!

Four for you Glen Coco,
Half of us are high, THIS! I CAN’T EVEN! OMG I JUST DIED
I know you like my posts so go ahead and click
This is madness, this is Sparta! No, this is Patrick!

We’re tumblin’

Follow me,
My blogs are alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
I know it’s time to sleep
But someone messaged me.

I think I might just need therapy.

this is pure beauty.
favourite post ever.

TUMBLR, STAND THE FUCK UP AND SALUTE YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.

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do you ever get halfway through a movie before you realize you don’t know any of the characters’ names

youmakeme-laugh:

Dude I get halfway through a friendship without realizing I don’t know peoples’ names

i get halfway into a 20 episode drama and i realize i don’t know any of the characters’ names

I walk into a room filled with family members and realize I don’t know half their names

omfggg all of thoseee

This blog is super funny!

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STOP SCROLLING AND MAKE MONEY

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/QmQNeO because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/QmQNeO (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/QmQNeO )

STOP SCROLLING AND MAKE MONEY

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/RUVEXD because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/RUVEXD (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/RUVEXD )

STOP SCROLLING AND GET PAID

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/RUVGPa because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/RUVGPa (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/RUVGPa )

STOP SCROLLING

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/QmQNLG because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/QmQNLG (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/QmQNLG )

STOP SCROLLING

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/RUVGyK because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/RUVGyK (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/RUVGyK )